New First Baseman Psyched for Saturday’s Game

Chip

This is Chip and Maryrose’s new baby, Auden James Porter, aka No. 1/4. He was born May 23 at a stunningly healthy 7 lbs. 14 oz.

Hamlet

He looks like Hamlet.

Auden James Porter

Behold, he rubs his hands together with sinister glee, knowing that we shall crush CBS.

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