Chip Porter

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Number: 0
Height: 6-foot-3
Weight: 100
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Born: unknown
College: unknown
Draft: 2007, 1st round

Endymion’s Dad
with apologies to John Keats

A softball injury is a pain for ever
Its scars decrease, but it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still won’t keep
Chip from playing, though his basement seeps.
Nor will night feedings, diapers, and Auden teething.
Therefore, on Saturday, as we are wreathing
A pit of mud; but Chip’s tractor will move earth,
Unless Maryrose has yet another birth.

Of his lefthanded nature comes expert play,
His near-perfect attendance shows all the way
To be indie-rock yet rock the game: yes, in spite of all,
The suburbs killing him, the uncool pall
Of Silver Spring, yet he’ll go till June,
His very presence makes us hip till noon.

Year G PA AB 1B 2B 3B HR BB HBP SAC RoEr K R RBI Hits Avg. OBP SLG OPS
2007 16 38 35 5 4 0 4 1 0 2 1 1 7 11 13 .371 .395 .829 1.223
2008 10 38 32 10 7 3 4 3 0 0 1 0 17 17 24 .750 .737 1.531 2.268
2009 17 47 44 12 6 2 4 0 0 4 0 2 14 25 24 .545 .511 1.045 1.556
Career 43 123 111 27 17 5 12 4 0 6 2 3 38 53 61 .550 .545 1.117 1.662

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