Height: 128 KB
Weight: 1 terabyte
Bats: Left
Throws: unknown
Born: unknown
College: unknown
Draft: 2009
Not even the wickedest spin on a curveball can phase Micah, who regularly stares down the far more fearsome Rainbow Wheel of Death as Express’s IT representative.
On joining the team in 2009, Micah immediately automated several tiresome tasks, writing AppleScripts to explain the infield fly rule to the umpire, argue with other teams over who brought the most rakes and kitty litter, and shout “girl ball” when women approach the plate.
Micah has big plans to make 20minutemen.org require passwords that include a numeral, a special character, an algebraic equation, pi to eight decimal points and a brief melody composed in the Ionian mode.
Though he’s still not used to the fact that Flower-Z doesn’t undo foul balls, Micah intends to become softball’s superuser and rock it root-access-style.
| Year | G | PA | AB | 1B | 2B | 3B | HR | BB | HBP | SAC | RoEr | K | R | RBI | Hits | Avg. | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| 2009 | 9 | 19 | 17 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 8 | .471 | .526 | .588 | 1.115 |
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